CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

melt a cd

Basically saying go fuck yourself without the cussing. Best if you're around family

"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"
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"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"

by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017

cd

calm down

person1: hello!

person2: cd nigga

by cdking March 9, 2024

CD or Compact Disk

A method of tricking a person into a deez nuts joke.

You: Hey dude, have you used a CD or compact Disk?

Friend: Do you mean the music kinda CD?

You: CD EEZ NUTS B###H

by mr deez nuts January 19, 2022

CD

something millennials can't buy because they don't have anywhere to play them

millennial: hey mum can i go get a CD or two?
millennial's mum: no we have nowhere to play it!
millennial: but i can play it on the Blu-ray player.
millennial's mum: i said no now drop it!

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

Cd

A cd short for compact disc is an ancient relic used by literally everyone in the 2000s to store audio and mp3 files rather than using a tape

Look i got that jungle classics cd tha tg was just released

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

cd coaster

when a cd-r fails to burn for whatever reason making the disc completely useless and about as usable as a beverage coaster.

john burned a cd-r and it failed burning so he used it as a cd coaster for his pepsi.

by kieralovedanny October 17, 2025