Business Sexy

Clothing that hyper-accentuates a woman’s figure and cleavage. From a distance it appears professional. The goal is to confuse and distract male coworkers and customers’ making them do anything the woman wants.

Tina’s looking business sexy, she must be meeting with Jon in hopes of helping with the new account he landed.

by Jon Carl July 12, 2009

artificially busy

When one puts on the illusion of having legitimate activities to do when in reality they're just trying to avoid you for some unexplicable reason. Uses such excuses as, "I can't talk now, I gotta study for my 5000954543098534 tests" or "Sorry but I can't chill with you anymore today because I have 4343290^7 appointments to go to." Extremely annoying, not very clever and the only person that these people fool are themselves.

Me: *dials number* Hey baby!
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese

by EXPLIZIT October 10, 2005

jalapeno business

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.

unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks

by DefinitelyNotLawman April 06, 2011

business techno

Techno music that is considered mainstream and commercialized.

Those two guys on r/Techno reddit forum kept arguing over whether or not if Scuba is now considered business techno.

Sure I like a few Pig and Dan tracks, but I won't go to the Drumcode Festival because of the sheer overwhelming amount of business techno.

by Loxxicle December 01, 2020

busy bottom

A hypersexual gay bottom

Oh that Sammy! He's such a busy bottom. Already had three tops and its only Tuesday.

by azbankr September 06, 2015

business whorefessional

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.

nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.

by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010

good business

used to describe something excellent and/or desirable. Best spoken at the workplace.

See that new secretary in those super tight pants? Yes, that's good business.

by sean_sean_sean December 05, 2006