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Business Ethics

The Business manager was talking about "Business Ethics" to his employees while he was simultaneously dumping harmful chemicals into the pastures nearby.
by Tredmond September 6, 2005
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Business Drunk

The act of getting drunk between mid-day and 4PM. Ties are mandatory.
That meeting was awful, thank god we're business drunk.
by likeaboss March 6, 2009
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The business

-verb
The act of having sex with a female.
by Matthew Hamilton April 18, 2008
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business suit

also defined as a rubber, or jimi-hat, raincoat, and many other aliases, the business suit is the contraceptive device put on by one party who is ready to give business to the other party. More than likely, a latex condom.
I was so ready to give her the business, but I had to put on my business suit first.

What business does she have in that skirt? I better go get a business suit, she's about to get some business...
by jtnasty August 3, 2009
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business

1) some action
2) taking a piss
3) art of screwing people for profit
4) selling air, such as trading in stock market
5) pointless meaningless life-consuming spirit-draining activity
1) let's go do some business
2) i'm going to do some business behind that bush
3) these corporations merged and small-time enterprisers went out of business.
4) Jackie won 4 millions by selling stock just before it crashed while a few unlucky lost their life-time savings by buying it. That's business, kid. (see also gambling)
5) I'm a corporate dumbass. I work my ass off 16 hours a day, I have a luxury car, deluxe mansion, posh furniture but i have no time to enjoy my life.
by SDI January 20, 2005
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Business Decision

The term Business Decision is used to rationalize a seemingly irrational choice in the face of obvious or logical alternatives. Often, there appears to be no logic whatsoever in a "Business Decision" which is coincidently very often the case. The term Business Decision is frequently used by executives and managers at corporations to describe a poor decision while either saving face or avoiding laughing uncontrollably.
"We made a 'Business Decision' to use a service that is offered by a key business partner at ten times the price of an effective alternative from a different supplier."
by rock well August 8, 2012
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Schulich School of Business

The Schulich School of Business is York University's business school in Toronto, Ontario that offers an undergraduate, pHD, executive and MBA program.

Schulich generally receives a lot of hate by other students - some for truly valid reasons, while others for reasons beyond stupid. Firstly, Schulich students tend to have a reputation for being highly pretentious and snobby (applicable to both MBA's and undergrads). A lot of students seem to think that because they attend Schulich, they are immediately better than everyone else. Such specimens enjoy displaying the fact that they are Schulich students to others (i.e wearing Schulich hoodies, the infamous Schulich lanyard, talking loudly about Schulich problems to outsiders etc.) to help with their ego problems. Worse still, many students who in the pursuit of appearing down to earth and decent, tend to exaggerate their dislike of other pretentious Schulich students and ultimately end up being more snobby and douchey themselves.
There is a large divide between the students of York and Schulich. It is interesting to note that while most York students might reason this with a supposed intellectual gap, the majority of students of Schulich lack the common sense of a banana. Also, what makes this divide all the more evident is the juxtaposition of an ultra-right leaning Schulich with a highly liberal York University.
Person 1: Oh my God, I'm from the Schulich School of Business and I hate how some Schulich'ers are soooooo pretentious. Seriously man, why do people act like that!! I mean, just because you go to York, it doesn't mean you're less intelligent than we are!! Seriously dude, some Schulich'ers can be SOOO obnoxious
Person 2: Yea, I know the type...
by Snoop Eastwood June 18, 2013
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