Brumbs

When you’ve enjoyed some lovely toast whilst totes nakey in your sumptuous bed and your big bottom sinks into your comfy mattress please don’t be alarmed when you stand up to find a multitude of crumbs stuck to your derrière. These are only bum crumbs henceforth known as Brumbs.

Baby please brush off my brumbs… I ate a packet of Jammie dodgers in your bed. Soz.

by Prinpants August 17, 2024

Bumps on a Boat

Phrase for when you are looking for an excuse to lefel it up.

Means let's go on a boat ride in canden and consume lefels.

Let's go take bumps on a boat

by Lil Shroom October 28, 2023

brumshit

When you forget about the existence of something or someone. This happens more often than not when you're high, due to the impact on short-term memory.

Bill: "Hey, did Jack brumshit you the other day?"
Ted: "Yeah, he said to me 'I forgot you even existed.' He totally brumshat me."

by Ishmael Nickel-Grab February 20, 2024

Blumpst

An adverb or an adjective for something or someone who is bad, not fun, weird

That shirt is blumpst, i hate it…

by Solind March 21, 2024

Bumpscosity

Dear God Stanley, do you Need this much bumpscosity

Stanley I'm going to be sick from all this bumpscosity

by Lefthand22 March 27, 2024

Blumpshield

Performing a blumpkin on someone's windshield, typically someone who parked like an asshole

Bro, me and that they\them hit a massive blumpshield on my neighbor's white Subaru last night.

by uglydolphin September 4, 2024

blumpstation

playing playstation while getting a blumpkin

ayo my girl just gave me a blumpstation

by POOSCHIZZY December 9, 2024