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leeds breakfast

Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own
"Pass us' a can mate, its time for my leeds breakfast"
by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010
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continental breakfast

Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.

A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.

The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!

Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.
"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"
by Master Beaver July 16, 2008
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Ho's Breakfast

"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."
by Jrton 3000 April 16, 2003
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shotgun breakfast

eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.
I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.
by m4rkuz June 14, 2008
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Boyd Breakfast

A sexual act of one person inserting donut holes into their anus then defecating into another's mouth
My girl was so hungry this morning, i had to fix her up a Boyd Breakfast
by Dr.ClarkLove November 1, 2010
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lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.
Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.
by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007
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Texas Breakfast

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.
by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009
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