bochey

A person who is creepy and thinks their smooth.

1) That guy winked at me with a huge smile, he's such a bochey.

2) Guy: Excuse me are you a magnet? because im attracted to you.

Girl: Don't talk to be your such a Bochey

by jcerulli89 August 24, 2007

banchego

1. An cheese of unknown origin.

2. Greetings given to fellow employees that do not want to be at work that day.

3. response given when a stupid statement was made or a stupid question is asked.

4. a response given when agreeing with someone else when a stupid statemet is made or a stupid question was asked.

1. hey what kind of cheese is that? i dont know, banchego?

2. banchego my brother

by sysops666 October 25, 2010

Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

by Bloody Paw August 19, 2008

Good Morning Banche

guhd-moore-neen bon-ch

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

by phil anselmo November 29, 2004

borchelt

To expell gas from 2 orifices at once. Can result in an embarrassing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. The moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:

I = mr^2

where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.

A skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force

by Seamus Doran October 10, 2007

bonch

a: the area on a girl that alows you to pick them up like a 6 pack. b: a dumbass/dipshit/chump

What a fucking bonch.

by spudbutt October 11, 2007

benched

Sitting on a bench in the schoolyard during recess against one's will; punishment imposed by teachers on elementary school children for bad behavior.

Johnny was benched for talking back to Mrs. Beronio.

by renben February 2, 2009