bojangle

to choke the chicken. To jerk off. To masturbate.

1) I'm gonna bojangle to sheep and elephants.
2) Stop bojangling you pervert.

by daluder December 1, 2007

Bojangle

Verb. (Bow-Jain-Gull)
1.When one testicle hangs lower than another.
2.An old fast-food chicken place.

"Dude, i boned a piece, now i got a nasty bojangle"

by Johny Assfault April 19, 2008

Bojangle

To have extreme hot chunky diarrhea that sprays at high velocity out of your anus.

Max: "Oh man that curry was spicy, I'm gonna have to go bojangle!"

Felix: "Aww man I just bojangled this morning, I wouldn't go anywhere near that toilet."

Griffin: "Yeah guys I know what you mean, I had a hot bojangle last night."

by PrunedFish April 24, 2014

Bojangle

The act of not passing a piece, blunt, bong, etc. during a smoking session, usually brought on by smoking a shit load of bud.

Pro-v: So I was just (laugh) hanging and all the sudden (giggle) the popo rolls up and...

John: Stop being such a fucking bojangle.

Dave: Ya ur fucking bojangling hard dude fucking pass it!

Pro-v: Sorry.

by SuperSam420 June 1, 2009

Bojangled

when your kids come by your office to get your debit card so they can go get some food from Bojangles.

I will be glad when these darn kids go back to school - I'm tired of being Bojangled to death!

by hipocketsred September 8, 2012

Bojangling

Rushing to get somewhere as fast as you can. The destination can be unknown, but one must travel with purpose and at a high rate of speed.

Dude, that car was going about 95 mph... that guy was bojangling

by that910guitarist February 25, 2010

Bojangle

verb. To fuck up, destroy or otherwise ruin.

He totally bojangled my car!

by Squeebee January 16, 2009