just giving birth 

A synonym for "just saying." The reasoning behind saying this is that if you heard or read what someone said or typed, you know they said it. There is realistically nothing besides saying the phrase they could have done.

You're kind of an idiot. Just giving birth!

just giving birth by robulastage February 24, 2011

french birth

A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy

They had a french birth

french birth by Don't worry bout a thing May 18, 2018

Elephant Birth 

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth

Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth

Elephant Birth by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Russian birth control 

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

Russian birth control by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018

bladder birth 

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

bladder birth by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

Binocular Birth 

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time

My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

Binocular Birth by Horse Peener May 5, 2022

Spartan Birth Control 

Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.

"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."

Spartan Birth Control by kevin03246 March 31, 2009