A baster

A dude whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind !

by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013

turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

Sea basterd

A sea like basterd

You sea basterd

by BigIanDries June 1, 2018

Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

by Djish91 February 18, 2019

anus blaster

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.

Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster

by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019

Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

turtle blaster

The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.

-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”

by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020