Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.

She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.

by Spankface April 18, 2018

Beaver Sword

1. n/A slang term uncommonly used to describe a penis.
2. adj./ A person acting in a rude manner.

1. She polished my Beaver Sword.

2. That guy is such a Beaver Sword.

by _mclovin_ October 16, 2012

Italian Beaver

When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.

John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."

by Elephantiono June 18, 2016

chubby beaver

The vagina version of the game Chubby Bunny (seeing who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny").It is the act of inserting more than 1 tampon into a vagina at one time.

"I was so fucked up last night that this morning I realized I had accidentally played a game of chubby beaver, and I won."

"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"

by Jellyboots March 10, 2014

beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.

Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.

by Swtkarma October 18, 2013

beaver snouting

similar to teabagging but the woman is on top, favored by sororities.

Jennie (or Roger) passed out.
Sarah shouted, "Get the camera; Beaver snouting!"
Sarah lifted her dress, she was commando...

by funify trio April 26, 2009

Beaver Pile

Lesbian Orgy, Lesbian Swinger Sex

Jane opened the door to discover a beaver pile in progress.

by Rmdeecee May 22, 2016