This is the name of cute, funny and adorable Guy. This guy is known for having the prettiest eyes ever bro is a chick magnet. Fun fact he's always surrounded by girls and every girl literally wants to date him..
"Omg..Batista is such a hottie!!", said Stephanie.
Laura whined," I wished my boyfriend was a Batista!"
"Batista get your pretty face in the CAR!"
Laura whined," I wished my boyfriend was a Batista!"
"Batista get your pretty face in the CAR!"
by SaltnVinegar October 11, 2023
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‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight
by Whannin March 24, 2020
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Often results in great riches and fame.
Often results in great riches and fame.
Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
by scodder February 7, 2014
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AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
"Oh no"
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