bastard fans

fans of blackburn rovers, hated rivals of burnley fc, and burnley fans, (see burnley fans or dingles)

"lets kick those blackburn bastard's heads in"

bastard fans by burnley fc March 23, 2004

bastard beer 

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

bastard beer by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010

Bastard Slap 

When a woman bitch slaps a man.

Woman: "Is there something called a bastard slap? Cause I wanted to do that to the driveway paver tonight. What an asshole."

Bastard Slap by Turbo Joe Viturbo September 2, 2010

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger 

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger by Grouthor April 2, 2010

Bastard's Advocate 

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.

You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

Bastard's Advocate by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012

Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.

"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

Bastard Sandwich by the true inventor of dickblade August 11, 2014

Bastard Son of Phil Knight

Any person that rocks a different pair, of color cordinated, Nikes/Jordans everyday of the week and/or a graduate of The University of Oregon.

Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.

Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.

Bastard Son of Phil Knight by Truly Nolen August 21, 2008