two bagger

when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off

whow she's a two bagger

by hilly February 4, 2007

Tea Bagger

A person, usually on a CB Radio, who waits for the right time to insert a comment in someone elses conversation, thus changing the entire meaning of the sentence intent. This is done by a more powerful voice, signal, or a closer proximity to the hearer. Thus effectively filling the mouth and leaving embarassing virtual nut marks on the talker.

What was actually said "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I nailed the ball, I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

What everyone else heard due to a slick Tea Bagger "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I 'shit my pants', I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

garbage bagger

worse than a brown bagger--you think this girl is so ugly, you will only bang her if you put a garbage bag over her

This drunken Chinagirl is such a garbage bagger.

by Sharan July 22, 2008

two-bagger

A very repulsive woman. An ugly ho. A girl you need 2 paper bags on her head, in case the first one falls off.

My God, man! The Troylet you were talking to is a real two-bagger!

by irekev September 21, 2005

cock bagger

Someone who puts cock in their mouth I.E. fags

The world's music idol Elton John is a cock bagger.

by Matt Dworkin May 24, 2006

four bagger

sounds dirty but isn't! used as an insult for a dirty, blonde slut

Melanie is a Four Bagger

by zack December 5, 2004

brown bagger

A married Marine

"That new Marine is a brown bagger with kids at home."

by A Marine Wife February 27, 2009