Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

Backseat barnstorming

Having sex in the back seat of a car

"Man, the couple across from me in the parking lot is doing some backseat barnstorming"

by Geoff the Jeff February 8, 2022

Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018

Backseat Kiss

When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.

"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"

by theoneandonlymeanman November 19, 2021

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Backseat Gulag

When your team member is dead and they try to tell you how to play Gulag

Person1: Bruh he was on your left you could've shot him easily....

Person2: Shut the fuck up you're being a Backseat Gulag

by KhandabarIndia May 3, 2020

Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 9, 2014