butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).

It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!

by chrispy licker May 27, 2010

butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.

Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.

by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011

Butter Pat

The most pivotal role in a Genital Jamboree, where the person climbs to the top of the pile and melts over everyone involved.

Quagmire: Now to take my position, I call this one the "butter pat".

by Negatron524 December 26, 2013

butter chicken

when you butter that chicken real good gurlllll

hey gurrrllll can gimme some of dat butter chicken gurrlllll

by pepeppoopooo November 10, 2020

Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

butter'd up

when you fill up the butthole.

matthew butter'd up jason last night for a new video on slapdaddy.com

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Butter Slug

(Noun)

When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .

“By the time she finally ate all the popcorn she reached my butter slug at the bottom of the box “

by Benson house December 17, 2017