Charcoochie board

Appetizers prepared in the hopes of getting laid

I made Kim a nice charcoochie board on Saturday and she really seemed to enjoy it.

by Ferdinand Junior March 20, 2022

makeupalley cafe board

The otherwise excellent makeupalley beauty and wellbeing website's weak spot is the cafe board. There is teenage angst re boys and relationships, looks, unfair parents; derogatory comments about mothers-in-law (watch your back if your son gets an MUA girlfriend); disgust re pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding - oh, and pubic hair; childless posters who apparently have the expertise to comment upon child-rearing practices and the inadequacies of parents; nauseating fawning over pets, yet many US cats are subjected to onychectomy, a practice prohibited or restricted in many countries; bragging posts by the sexually 'daring' who aren't doing anything different, just making more 'look at me' noise about it; bashing of and ignorance about feminism, history, the world; pointless posts about pooping (grow up and let us eat our snacks at the computer in peace); film and book recommendations that are usually lowest common denominator formulaic rubbish. The format of the board is chatroom-like, which is a strength, and sometimes there are posters with whom it's possible to have a respectful exchange of ideas, some truly liberated thinking, and real fun rather than a repetition of the same in-jokes. The board is dominated by Americans so be politically incorrect or try a little subtle humour at your peril. Finally, be prepared for some eye-rollingly ignorant posts when the banned topic of religion rears its head, and remember that correct spelling is beyond a majority of the posters, most of whom don't have the excuse of English being their second language.

makeupalley cafe board is where I will learn that 'most people that call themselves feminists are actually mysogynists' and that having pubic hair is unhygienic

by ithastobesaid December 15, 2008

Message Board

A place on the internet where dorks can call eachother "pretentious" and "psuedo-intellectual".

douchebag 1:you're so pretentious

douchebag 2:that's just the kind of talk I'd expect from a psuedo-intellectual

by idunno? October 3, 2004

across the board

Inclusive; everyone and everything; non-discriminatory.

The staff got pay raises across the board.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.

Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.

by drbazzi November 2, 2009

dart board

when two people get together and have oral sex with each other while playing darts

hey lily, u want to dart board with jacob tonight?

by the buffacorn August 18, 2011

Bam margera message board

International whorehouse.

"Dude, I went to the Bam margera message board for three days and RxCate gave me head!"

by Advil April 3, 2004