Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...
by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010
Get the Chicken Banditmug. A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.
Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?
by Biddles October 4, 2009
Get the Sheet Banditmug. A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.
There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!
by jsilll February 24, 2011
Get the Butthole Banditmug. Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit
by (((Noticer))) June 22, 2022
Get the bussy banditmug. The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.
Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
by Blind Clown August 13, 2010
Get the Spackle Banditmug. a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it.
by sweetdees January 22, 2009
Get the Jiz Banditmug. A gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's farts. They will even get close to your ass just to get a little sample.
by fredsup March 25, 2009
Get the gas banditmug.