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Arizona

The best state in the country that is east of California, while also being west of New Mexico and south of Utah.
Yep Arizona.
by Pace May 31, 2004
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Arizona Sand Storm

The process of wiping of shit off of a females face with ones ball sack.
Nothing beats getting your nuts licked after giving a ho good ol' Arizona Sand Storm.
by Mehul and Adam February 26, 2009
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Arizona

Contrary to what some think, it's actually a very diverse state, in the south you have warm, and in the summer - very hot, weather, desert, plenty of sand and cacti everywhere you look.
In the north, you have forests as far as the eye can see, snow, very cold weather - especially in the winter, and a lot of wildlife.

The heat for the vast majority of the year isn't as bad as people make it out to be, only in July-August is it what people make it out to be all year around.
Matt: I'd never go to Arizona, I can't bear the heat.
Jimi: Go in February then?
Matt: It's still unbearably hot in Feb?
Jimi: Shows what you know.
by I'mAnonymous February 6, 2008
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Arizona Bitch

A female dressed looking as though she just walked out of a JCPenny catalog, decked out in Arizona brand clothing, thinking she is hot shit.

A female that is semi-decent looking but has no fashion sense, dressed in clothing that looks like it is from a department store such as JCPenny. She has bottles of alcohol on display in her apartment that have dust on them because they are never actually used.
Dude, I just heard a bunch of girls giggling as they went into the Arizona Bitchs' apartment, across the hall. I bet they are gonna look through the JCPenny Christmas catalog and circle the Arizona Gear they want their parents to buy them for Chrismas.

I just saw an Arizona Bitch get out of her mini van with a shopping bag. I bet it is full of Arizona Gear.

That Arizona Bitch told us to, "keep it down" last night after the bar. It was only 3 a.m. I said, "Fuck you Arizona Bitch!" and gave her a crotch chop.
by Lindsey Wegner January 12, 2009
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arizona

1.)an otherwise uninhabital state if it weren't for the invention of the air conditioner

2.)We're california's unwillingly go to die

3.)sand trap where immigrants and people in general get lost in search of california
1.)my AC broke ahhh! *Catches on fire*

2.)what! this isn't the way to vegas *catches on fire*

2.)this isn't california *catches on fire*
by blah November 14, 2004
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arizona

its hot as hell in arizona! most of the state is desert, but northern arizona has the rockies and its fucking beautiful near flagstaff; phoenix and tuscon are 2 megaplex cities w/ most of the population; 'zona is famous for hot weather, drugs, and mexican migrants
its so fucking hot in arizona!
by StatesDude April 3, 2004
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Arizona Immigration Law

A bill that was attempted to be passed by Arizona in order to put a leash on illegal immigration, which the federal government has largely failed to do; Arizona spends hundreds of millions on jailing illegals, and who knows how much more on educating them, providing welfare for them, etc., even though they don't pay taxes.

The law's purpose is based off of a federal law that prohibits illegal immigration. Contrary to popular (actually, minority, because the majority of the country supports it) belief, its parameters strictly and directly prohibit racial profiling of any kind. Police officers aren't allowed to go up to anyone they want and say "show me your papers." In fact, they are required to check immigration status if one has already been arrested for a crime.

Countless other states have introduced and/or instituted their own versions of SB-1070. The Obama Administration has shown blatant opposition to the bill and managed to essentially take away all proponents of it that gave it any effectiveness at all. Not only that, but State Department officials admitted to dissing Arizona's "humanitarian rights-violating" bill to countries such as China and Libya. Most, if not all of the Administration's accusations of the bill have truly been completely false.
Obama: "If you didn't have your papers and you took your kids out for ice cream, you could be harassed." (actual quote)

Someone who has actually read the Arizona Immigration Law: "No, you couldn't. Unless going out for ice cream is a crime now."
by Tudd Fudders May 10, 2011
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