alarmer

The alarmer often faces embarresment when they set their car alarm off by accient, or worse, their house alarm. If they don't (or can't) turn it off quickly you are driven to insanity as it wont STOP RINGING. AAHHHH. The problem with alarmers is that they have led the rest of the general public to believe that if they hear an alarm, that it was an alarmer causing it, so they will ignore it. If there is a valid reason for the alarm to go off, the person who set it off, will get away.

"Oh god, it's another ruddy alarmer. Learn how to use the little button you idiot"

"Oh not another ruddy alarmer" "What if it's someone breaking in" "Don't be an idiot"

by Slim Jim 3:16 July 27, 2005

false alarm

fake, fraud,not true

i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

by 215 rider June 9, 2011

Azar

I brolic and effective math teacher who is usually an ex-marine.

My math teacher is such an Azar, he works out while we do problems and tells us war stories when we finish.

by Balthier March 31, 2008

fire alarm

A practical joke involving the rude awakening of a person from a sleep by way of screaming "FIRE!FIRE" You will also need 1 person to situate his ass slightly above the victims face before waking him with the alarm. When the victim sits up to get out of bed, his face and nose will slam into the waiting anus of the guy above him.
A true work of art to behold.

Person 1: FIRE!FIRE!
Victim:(sits up into ass){Muffled noise}MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Person 2:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person 1:HAHAHAHAHAHA!You totally got fire alarmed!
Person 2: What a bitch!

by Sean F. July 28, 2008

roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

by nonono November 29, 2007

Cock Alarm

-Suddenly awakening a woman by inserting the male penis deep and hard into her vagina.

Last night every time I fell asleep, my boyfriend kept waking me up with his cock alarm.

by Tampabbw February 16, 2010

alarm cock

when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night

"You look tired girlfriend!"

"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"

"High five sistah!"

by Pratipax August 26, 2008