Azarm 

The sweetest most brightest girl out there in the crowd. With her beautiful distinctive features like her large soft eyes that see through your mind and everlasting fragrance that flows out of her elegant figure, Azarm is a girl that deserves to be loved and pampered with all the love available in the world. She has amazing long hair that could literally sweep any guy up into the air and make him lovesick. She is kind with a bubbly personality and keeps a big smile despite having small cute lips but it just makes you want to kiss her so much more. Azarm is the girl you can definitely trust with everything and anything. She is the diamond in a place surrounded with rocks and stones, so this girl is to be carefully looked after and cherished, as you may never find another diamond as bright as Azarm if you lose her.

Azarm is such a beautiful girl !

How can Azarm be so perfect, like all the girls are so jealous of her!

Azarm is the best.

Azarm by Mastersofclassy July 18, 2014

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

American EAS Alarm by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

buttery alarm by Buters876 February 23, 2015

Azarenka 

A move, in any competative situation, where you as the preceived more experienced individual are faultering and call a timeout or fake an injury for the purpose of getting your head and your game back together. In so doing "icing" your less experienced opponent.

to Azarenka, or get Azarenka'd

What was that about?

I just pulled an Azarenka! I couldn't lose to such a noob. That would have been the choke of the year.

or

You were playing so well for your first time. Too bad she turned it around at the end and beat you.

Yeah, I just got Azarenka'd. Hard to keep the momentum going after we stopped play.

Azarenka by Kolobe January 25, 2013