Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Afghanwarlord

The Afghanwarlord was just a myth.

But it turns out, that's only what we believed...

in his reality, Portugal had an aircraft carrier... named the AnneFrankesRevenge.

The Afghanwarlord is experienced in many fields, with much career potential.

The Afghanwarlord is a talented, multi-industrial man, with unheard of potential.

Although he may stink! That Afghanwarlord is a true professional and knows his shit!

by bigGingeDanny June 4, 2025

Afghani face

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.

Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.

by BetterBandy September 29, 2025

afghan

a short ranga named Brooke

get this afghan away from me

by skibiti 6767 October 16, 2025

Danny Afghanistani

A person named Daniel that lives in Afghanistan. The name is commonly found from trying to find words that rhyme with Daniel. Once you say "Danny Afghanistani" you'll most likely die of laughter.

We call Daniel "Danny Afghanistani" because he lives in Afghanistan.

by ramennoodlemelon September 1, 2017

fat afghan

someone you simply dont like

John: Did u see that new kid in school?

Peter: Yeah, he looks like a pretty fat afghan

by majorSalzig February 14, 2019

The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021