Aspirtarting

The act of giving the worst blow job ever.

Dude, last night Jen went down on me and totally started aspirtarting. I couldn't get it up after that.
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by T-Bone23 November 3, 2011

AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.

Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?

by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013

Asscrack hairstyle

The way in which one's ass hair is cut or arranged

-Did you try anal with Jenna last night?
-No way dude, her asscrack hairstyle is literally a spider web.

by nobodycaresm9 December 4, 2016

asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017

Assbroofsu

A sport in which two opponents compete and try to touch clamp their opponents ass in each hands

Yo we were playing assbroofsu last night at the park

by Donkeytitties April 25, 2017

Asscracken

Adj. an ass so big it devowers all that gets near it

My car was devowered by an asscracken.

by Sofire21420 April 28, 2017

Asiris

Dominican that looks black , wear braces , great at video games with an exotic hair color.probably a dog owner

That hair color is soo Asiris

by Hairy asshole October 22, 2017