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assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.
bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.
by 1bigreg December 1, 2011
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Asalane

. A beautiful girl who is stunning and completely attractive . Asa-lane always smells like flowers . Her hair is perfect all of the time , it's like magic . If you are a guy , you are in love with her . You adore her . If you are a girl . You are a lesbian bc well asa-lane . The first thing you notice about Asa-lane is her eyes . If your name is Asa-lane , you have a great ass , but thats a good thing and only one of the appreciated features of Asa-lane . And Omg the sense of humor on this girl . Asa-lane is Clever, funny, screwed-up, and dead sexy . Although she is probably blonde
Your day just went from terrible to incredible? Asalane must have stopped by .
by everyboody June 14, 2014
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assblast

Cumming so much in a girl's butthole, it pours out.
Five minutes later, the assblast filled her up like a red solo cup.
by sospedecial January 31, 2017
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ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same
dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke
by jparklover February 21, 2017
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Assclappius

The alternative name for the Greek god Asclepius. Also known as the god of doctors, and medicine.
I made my Dark Souls character name Assclappius. To poke fun at a Greek god.
by Th3Magicbox May 29, 2017
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assaback

An ass that goes up the back don't know where it starts or ends assaback
She has an assaback
by Stormmm June 24, 2017
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AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.
Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.
by felixh December 19, 2017
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