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Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.
"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."
by AnotherByteOfSeattle January 18, 2015
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Apple Zombie

n. (ap-uhl zom-bee)

Caution: Careful with this bunch. They're usually spotted toting fancy touchy-screen magic-box cellular internet devices in public. The douchébags will most likely possess multiple miniature music storage & delivery devices. These devices can only be purchased with magic beans. They've been known to viciously stone non-followers to death, sometimes munching on their corpses in nearby Starbucks Cafés, occasionally mixing their leftover innards into the espresso shots, laughing at the rest of us. Pompous ass-holes.
After 'drinking the Snapple', Johnny waddled to his nearest Apple Store, where he joined the other Apple Zombies to camp out for the newest offering from Apple: The iDrone.
by notpmoc March 26, 2008
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applepine

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.
Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed
by Secret Definition Guy May 15, 2018
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pineapple apple pen

a dumn ass person that says that stuff
by supmotherfuckers November 10, 2016
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stop swimming in my applesauce

when someone gets too close to you and you dont want them to be
by redheadwonder December 9, 2008
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apple scruff

In the fog and in the rain
Through the pleasures and the pain
On the step outside you stand
With your flowers in your hand,
My Apple Scruffs
by street_spirit February 12, 2005
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them apples

it is used in the term, "how do ya' like them apples?" basically meaning, "what do you think about that?" it is a phrase that intends to piss people off.
It could be used after winning high stakes in a poker game..."Royal flush baby!...How ya' like them apples?
by ScurvyJack December 28, 2005
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