bad joke alert

When sombody says a bad joke sombody else will come back with Bad Joke Alert to shoot down his awful joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross to the other side!



Bad joke alert.

by J-lizzle July 3, 2005

whom alert

An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.

Jim: So Rob, how's that advanced calculus class going?
Rob: I'm not certain for whom the curriculum was written, but I am definitely far too brilliant to be wasting my time on this tripe.
Jim: That's it, buddy! I'm calling a whom alert on you!

by slaufer January 25, 2006

Grenade Alert

The sight of spotting a ugly girl in a group full of hotties the grenade is the one who get's no attention from the guys

Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert

by Wild Stallion :3 January 7, 2011

side nigga alert

A side nigga alert is when a you get curved by so many women you are officially a side nigga which women alert each other when your creeping on close premises.

Al: yooo
Kel: whattuppp
Al: I'm on my way, but I just got a side nigga alert 🔔wanted to give u a heads up😂💁
Kel: no doubt 👌😂

by _kellabella May 26, 2014

alute

an all around good person. Smart, nice, funny, a bit smelly, but other than that great.

My doggy is very alute.

by Cassandra King April 9, 2007

aurther

when your dick gets swollen and falls off

god damn i think i have aurther

by kskskjdksie November 2, 2014

Alerternative

A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.

That alerternative was really fucking annoying.

by jcran December 21, 2008