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Albert

a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.
Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
by that_cool_stalker_yeeter November 5, 2018
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Fat Albert

Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
by -Street Baller- June 3, 2006
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albertus

A peopels person who's good harted, very loud, hes always right no matter what and is the life of a braai.
Guy1:"Who throws the best braais in town?"

Guy2:"Albertus dude why do you even ask"
by N-BomB011 July 8, 2016
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albert aretz

the finest mf out there in the world, hes so good at gaming like wow, those sponser videos he does and he adds lore to those videos are amazing i cry for him, i scream for him, i would want him to fuck me so hard until i throb. his big sexy ass juicy abs r so hot.
person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?

person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb
by IS4444444A July 7, 2022
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Albertophobia

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.
He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
by eighth of seven November 8, 2007
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University of Alberta

Opened in 1908, the University of Alberta is located in Edmonton, Alberta. The university has become a leading research institution in Canada, and serves over 35,000 students. The university is also known for having one of the top athletics programs in the country. Go Bears!
The University of Alberta has the best hockey program in Canada.
by uofastudent September 21, 2005
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