Albert Clifford

Alternate definition for ac slater or ac slatering. The act of defication while facing the wrong way on the toilet, similar to the way Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater used to sit in chairs in school and at The Maxx on Saved by the Bell.

I really had to drop a deuce, but wanted to listen to some tunes, so I busted out my laptop, pulled an Albert Clifford, rested the computer on the bowl, and rocked out to "Friends Forever" by the Zack Attack while I shat.

Albert Clifford by Andrew Allerton December 27, 2007

Alberta snowstorm 

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

Alberta snowstorm by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Fat Albert sex 

Nasty, sloppy sex involving a fat guy who is just too comfortable with himself.

She couldn't believe she had to resort to Fat Albert sex but the pickings were slim at last call.

Fat Albert sex by Syed Hashmi December 25, 2007

Alberta 

A piece of large fecal matter

I’m taking a big albertan, I just dropped a fat alberta

Alberta by Shit tickler January 31, 2018

Altertexting 

Altertexting: verb or adjective. A texting (or Instant Messaging) conversation where two separate lines of conversation are going on simultaneously in an alternating fashion as texters switch back and forth from one topic to another and back again. This alternating subject matter is generally initiated by nearly simultaneous texts from both texting parties on different topics but then carry through in an extended conversation as each answers the other and then incorporate their own replies both to the other textor's line of thought and their own original topic. This "altertexting" can occur in any real time social media by cell phone or computer. This does not include actual real time voice conversation.

Altertexting:
Subject #1: Did you go to the baseball game?
Subject #2: Saw a car I REALLY liked today.
Subject #1: Really, what kind?
Subject #2: Yeah, we lost.
Subject #1: Did you see anyone we know?
Subject #2: It was a Ford Mustang.
Subject #1: Old or new?
Subject #2: Yeah, I ran into someone you know!!!
Subject #1: WHO WAS IT???
Subject #2: A really old Mustang but it was in great condition.

Altertexting by Alfa Geek August 29, 2013

Alberto Junior DeJesus 

Alberto DeJesus serves as the chairman of DeJesus Trust & Company, a real estate and construction conglomerate currently housing four subsidiary companies. Alberto is a student at Boston University, influencer, public speaker among his communities, and host of his YouTube vlog AlbertoD TV.

Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.

Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!

Alberto Junior DeJesus is the GOAT!

Alberto Junior DeJesus by businessmagazine January 1, 2019

Alberto 

The name of a male who is laid back, funny, & smart. His hair is soft as a kittens coat, his eyes are like dark honey, and his skin like caramel. When the sun hits his face those eyes glow like stars in a night sky. He may come off as cold & quiet, but is secretly loving. He is a mysterious person, but he shows he cares. Comfort, Safeness, Warmth all felt in the arms of him. As you look into the eyes of this man, you get a feeling right in you're heart. You will never want that moment to end. Friends, lovers; I never knew what this feeling was. As time past as I began to realize, it is love. Scary as love can be, you begin to know. Just looking at him, talking & more. You find yourself in love with, Alberto.

" Amazing in his own way"

"Who are u talking about?"

" My Alberto"

Alberto by A + A <3 July 13, 2021