Pick Axe

A sexual position used by people with mighty long noses. When taking the girls pants off and before licking her out, insert thumb up her anal cavity and then using the nose as a penetrative tool, by moving the head back and forth into the vagina in a pick axe action

Rupert - "How are you feeling after our pick axeing last night??"
Megan - "A bit sore this morning, how's your pecker?"
Rupert - "I think i've broken my mighty long nose darling, serious pick axeing last night"

by J Samsone February 18, 2014

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

Axe Bombing

Axe Bombing is the act of which one person runs up on somebody, jumps, and sprays a can of Axe body spray at the target.

"Dude i heard Jeremy was a victim of Axe bombing. Kyle sprayed the hell out of him in the locker room!"

by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023

Axe Month

When you aren't in the mood of doing something

Axe: I have the axe month
Plastis: Shieet I wanted you to stream and all

by Plastis June 1, 2013

axe-man

The lead guitarist in a rock band.

"Meet Jeff, he is the axe-man in the band "Audio Bliss"

by J.C.Superstar December 14, 2019

Axe Overload

When a man puts on an extreme amount of Axe deodorant, filling your nostrils with the cheap fragrance.

Usually preformed by teenagers.

Dude did you smell that kid?

The one that passed by a min ago smelling like cheap Axe Phoenix?

Axe Overload.

Yeah.

Yeah.

by Greyblood January 4, 2011