Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

Grab ass day

26 April 2022, national grab ass day. Grab how many asses you can. Good luck

-Damn, that ass juicy.

Grab it! It’s grab ass day

by Thomasos April 25, 2022

grab ass day

everyday is

grab ass day

by qualpapi May 4, 2022

Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want

person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!

by Adecider October 12, 2022

Grab Ass Day

On October 30th, you can grab as much ass as you want but you can only grab one person ass

person A: bro its Grab Ass Day person B: I know I'm so hyped,I'm going to grab so much ass

by Adecider October 12, 2022

slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 2, 2023

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023