Cock Alarm

-Suddenly awakening a woman by inserting the male penis deep and hard into her vagina.

Last night every time I fell asleep, my boyfriend kept waking me up with his cock alarm.

by Tampabbw February 16, 2010

lagasse alarm

It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.

The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.

"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"

by Mark H July 11, 2004

prod alarm clock

The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.

Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.

by sidelock2 January 25, 2008

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.

Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."

by CAC123 September 20, 2013

Car Alarm Tag

When you and your friends play tag by the use of car alarms in a large parking lot. By setting off the alarms of different cars the "it" player tries to track down the other members in the party. Upon coming physically touched by the "it" person the game cycles all over again just like regular tag.

Remember, a parking lot is a dangerous place. Soo watch out for traffic, and people who don't want you playing. Let's play some good 'ol Car Alarm Tag, now let's get it on!

by Bennihana May 4, 2006

Silent Alarm

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

by Victor Lewis November 7, 2007