1. The resulting child of an incestuous sexual relationship between two immediate relatives.
2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)
2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)
Jimbo wanted to go to the hospital to see his sister give birth to their first Alabama purebred child, but the Alabama game was on.
by ErikR88 November 11, 2013
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When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".
by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015
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A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.
The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.
by Iceman18 August 11, 2019
Get the Alabama hammock mug.A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.
Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?
Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.
Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?
Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.
Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?
Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.
Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?
Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.
Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
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Get the alabama steamboat mug.When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.
Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.
by Charlie the Unicorn January 27, 2007
Get the Alabama Hogsucker mug.when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open
since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.
by d-sickle January 8, 2010
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