jam tart

A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.

"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"

by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014

Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

by Cockaddict November 1, 2018

Tinned Tart

A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.

Passenger: Hey, old Renault Clio coming past, fulla girls.

Driver: Tinned tart!

by Buick59 November 7, 2011

meat tart

A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.

dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.

by jabu22 October 21, 2006

party tart

When all the guys at a party masterbates on a pop tart, and the last guy to nut on it has to eat the pop tart

Man That party tart was nasty

by Glatter June 27, 2007

sweet tarts

A pussy that tastes both sweet and tangy.

I was sugar high after eating out that sweet tart.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

pop tart

a high class girl who lacks mental capacity.
flaky on the outside, not much on the inside

#1 "yo who was that hottie you were talkin to last night at the bar?"

#2 "hottie??? lol she was, until she started talking. so dumb i cant believe she could walk and talk at the same time"

#1 " HA! what a pop tart"

by DCinc September 19, 2009