White Noise

When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.

“This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”

by Iknostuff February 8, 2020

alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 9, 2020

Whiteman Noise

Constant background chatter in an office or professional environment about climbing the corporate ladder and using your connections to get into an Ivy League MBA program that will literally change your life.

"I can't concentrate with Ian's constant whiteman noise. Just apply to grad school, dude! "

Employee #1: "Why is John always in Spencer's office? Is he sucking up for a promotion?"
Employee #2: "No, that's just whiteman noise. You know, Spencer went to Stanford"

by MauiAlli March 15, 2020

Corona Nose

The gradual flattening of the nose due to wearing face masks during the corona virus.

I look like a bad boxer with my Corona Nose.

by jcustomcue May 5, 2020

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020

BUTTON NOSE

Fat pussy that Loves to ride allan Adam's cock at night and screams WhAt dO YoU MeAN and has anal with danielle and he does the RUNNING man across the classroom

BUTTON NOSE is a gay boy

by DYWAN Cburn May 25, 2020

Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020