Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Mary

She is yle

Hey that mary is a yle

by Nyasassybaka November 21, 2021

Mari Aoki

One of the best characters in DFW. Truly underated. She is the CEO of Bakery thoughts™

person A: hey who was that one chick who always baked in DFW?
person B: Mari Aoki

by EmergencyfoodChia April 5, 2021

Maris Moon

A once a year supermoon event when DJs don white ribbed tank tops and transform into werewolves at midnight.

The club prepared for the Apocalpyse as the peak hour music pumped, the Maris Moon rose over the horizon and the dance floor cleared.

by Garth Laser February 4, 2024

Mary Jane Hang

Limp penis due to cannabis consumption

Can’t tonight honey I’ve got the Mary Jane Hang.

by Slickrikkens May 23, 2021

Mother Mary

Nickname for a clit piercing. Because the clit, with its hood, resembles a painting of Mary.

I finally got my Mother Mary! I have to wait 6 weeks for sex 😭.

by tappedin July 25, 2025

Marie/eva

A person is named marie/eva. She’s a sweet person who came from Indonesia. She’s an animal lover and her favorite thing to do is play with her dogs. Marie/eva is living a beautiful live.

Marie/eva is living a beautiful like

by Boogerepa March 3, 2022