Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

doughnut dick

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off

Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick

by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017

tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

Phet dick

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.

Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

dick popper

A girl that makes a guys dick "pop" or explode with cum cause just by looking at her he pops a massive boner and his cum explodes everywhere.

Or a girl that just makes guys "pop" boners.

"that girl makes my dick pop in her pussy and her mouth"

"the girl a dick popper, I pop my dick in her pussy and her mouth"

"Angeline is a dick popper, she gonna make my dick explode in my pants or hopefully her mouth"

by hursh4ever August 31, 2012

Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013