When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.
by Black Goat of the Forest December 17, 2023
your playlist is cream of the crotch
by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021
An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.
Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."
by Frozone4321 December 17, 2021
The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦
Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"
by Eve4 May 28, 2022
Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"
Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 17, 2024