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Jawny Appleseed

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012
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Brett Appel

A tall, skinny, twirp, that resembles a mixture of Beaker from Sesame Street and Jim Parsons. You might be able to find a Brett Appel sneaking around a Bass Pro Shop looking at fishing pools or the woman's dressing room section at your local Walmart.
"Man look at that creep, he's such a Brett Appel."
by schauppner October 8, 2018
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Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

The full name of Catra from the show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.
Her best friend, Adora, named her after finding her in a box.

I’m serious, look it up.
Adora: Catra, put the sword down.

Catra: No!

Adora: Catra Applesauce Meowmeow, drop the sword right now or so help me.

Catra: ...maybe.
by CactusWithAHeart December 8, 2020
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Applemen

applemen are men that get all the girls, has W rizz and lives in apple village and remember kids a apple a day will bring the bitches your way😉 🍎 created by @fidel2thurll and @yk_capo
Applemen mean u are a man who is good looking has W rizz and lives in apple village

rebecca: look at them apple men over there they’re so hot😫

Lily: I know right i wish i could have them and they’re apples😫
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Appleton

An opulent city in Wisconsin north of Lake Winnebago. Commonly referred to by locals as "The Paris of the West".
Dan - "My dream is to one day move to Appleton."
Sam - "Ah yes Appleton, the Paris of the west!"
by dpex81 October 9, 2022
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Appletard

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.
That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.
by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010
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Applelitionist

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".
After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.
by Snarcitz September 22, 2012
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