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Brett Appel

A tall, skinny, twirp, that resembles a mixture of Beaker from Sesame Street and Jim Parsons. You might be able to find a Brett Appel sneaking around a Bass Pro Shop looking at fishing pools or the woman's dressing room section at your local Walmart.

"Man look at that creep, he's such a Brett Appel."

by schauppner October 8, 2018