Down with the tism 

autistic, autism.

N: are you down with the tism?
H: no.

Down with the tism by hao/nate June 16, 2023

pixie stick it in the tang 

When she deep throats a line of pixie stick dust off your shaft and immediately takes it in the poontang.

Buzzed Liteyear likes to pixie stick it in the tang.

pixie stick it in the tang by Archonjesus November 20, 2015

That's the Tits

another way of saying you like something to a huge extent; a way of showing excitment

"No way man, you got a new mustang! That's the tits!"

"Dude you know that girl i've been telling you about? the one thats a model?"
"Yea."
"i asked her on a date and instead she deiced we should stay home and get ronchy!"
"Dude, thats the tits man, props."

That's the Tits by Cameron J December 28, 2007

Here's the thing 

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.

S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."

Here's the thing by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008

too much junk in the trunk 

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

too much junk in the trunk by PMax April 13, 2008

The Tackle 

Sometimes known as the "Immaculate Redemption" or "The Tackle II" (the 2000 superbowl had the first one). Happened in the 2005 AFC Divisional Round Playoff game when after the Bus, Jerome Bettis, fumbled the ball at the goal line, Nick Harper recovered the ball and headed full speed towards the endzone to score, ending the Steelers season. However, at the last moment, in a quick jolt, Ben Roethlisberger grabbed Harper by his feet, tackling him, and ending the 14-2 Colts season. Pittsburgh would go on to win Super Bowl XL.

Forget about the Immaculate Reception, the Tackle is what everybody is going to be talking about from here on out.

The Tackle by Steagles February 15, 2006

Sink the Titanic 

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.

You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.

Sink the Titanic by B. Hanback January 26, 2008