We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!

Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

by bean keeper February 23, 2022

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When a person talks too much at the movies and distracts you from paying attention, you put them on talk restriction. Meaning they're not allowed to talk about random/pointless stuff until the movie is over. This is very hard for some, but it will make your expeirence more enjoyable.

I dont remember any of that movie, next we go...your on TALK RESTRICTION!

by @_~ April 28, 2007

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