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Smashathon 

Where you have a marathon of getting smashed.
I am seeking somebody who can have a smashathon
Smashathon by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025

smashturbate 

when you get yourself a pair of hulk fists and just go to town on yourself
i jusr smashturbated so hard

Smashed a box of popsicles 

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.
A Tier VII Heavy Tank belonging to the "Hybrid Nation" (Half-Breeds) in World of Tanks Blitz.

There are only a few ways of describing people who own them: children without fathers, people who didn't deserve to escape the Holocaust, transgender "men" who traded their dick and balls for a vagina. Basically the tank equivalent to big truck + small penis.

KV-2 if it had downsyndrome.

If you have one there's no hope for you except for slitting your wrists and pouring bleach in them.
Smasher: Hey, dad! I'm back from the war!
KV-2: I do not know who the fuck you are. Get off of my property.
Smasher by AsianMan_45 May 26, 2025

smashedable 

The opposite of "smashable". Where you are attracted to a real or fictional character because you want to be absolutely fucking dominated by said character.
Name1: "Yo, you know Asgore from Undertale?"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"
smashedable by LazyGamer7224 July 19, 2025

Smashed Cinnabon

When you cream pie your own pants.
Last night Quincy had a dream about Sydney Sweeney and woke up with a Smashed Cinnabon in his pajamas.
Smashed Cinnabon by Wizzil March 20, 2026