cum fart

A stinky fart you get caused by cum you got in your ass via anal sex. Unless your some weird fucker who enjoys sticking syringe tubes up your ass with random peoples cum... in which in case; have fun with that!

*Lets out a wet sounding fart.*
"Dude I think you gave me the cum farts."

by Stonerman420 January 7, 2016

cum cadet

1a. Someone very into oral and the consumption of the aftermath of which
1b. A person (or persons) associated with the fluffin industry

2a. Insult towards anyone of military status
2b. Deragatory remark in general

1. Yo, Randy we were such rad cum cadets last night for dat hook up!

2. Mark is a cum cadet with a small knob

by Homie Cheese Skillet March 11, 2005

cum dumpster

a person or object that frequently receives male semen somewhere on the body or object. also refers one who enjoys the act of gargling jizz.

Chuck: Kevin, you have got to stop being a cum dumpster and letting guys cum on your face. You're not the same person anymore.
Kevin: You don't understand. I like it. I don't want to stop because it makes me happy.
Chuck:Well, atleast wipe your mouth.

by eating contest champion May 3, 2009

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank

Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico

by Jared April 14, 2005

e.e. cummings

The best porno name ever.

by Kevin March 26, 2003

Cum cocktail

A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.

Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."

by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009

inception cum

secretly planting cum on someone without them knowing

look at that chicks skirt i just inception cummed on her.

by bevll December 12, 2010