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cum de bono 

To wank and blow into your free hand.
"ash couldnt find the tissues in time so he CUM DE BONO"
cum de bono by axege October 22, 2006
(n) (Usually large) female breasts.
Man, check out the bongos on that heet!
bongos by keyshaw May 12, 2004

boner check 

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.
"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"
boner check by Goatseking April 5, 2007

bong hit points 

The amount of hits one can effectively get out of there bong without having to reload the bong.
Terry: Crap, this isn't good, we have 2 hours til the concert and 3 bong hit points left between the 2 of us,

Jordan: Quick use bong heal

Bingo Bango Bongo 

An expression to shorten details of a story, to emphasize the end result. Usually connotes positive outcomes, or outcomes that were sudden or unexpected.
I was hanging out with Suzie last weekend when all of a sudden she started making out with me. I kiss back, we head on over to her room, and then bingo bango bongo, I'm nailing her on top of her sister's bed.
Bingo Bango Bongo by Jack March 23, 2011

Boner Milk 

Another term for Jizz,what else could it be?
Edgar drank deep the boner milk for he was a butt raiding faggot.