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Right-Hand Chicken

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."
by GrandhinabUffeT2014 November 25, 2013
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One Night Hand

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.
by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016
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Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.
by chibangbang December 31, 2010
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hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.
My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!
by Funmunke March 31, 2017
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Second Hand Text

The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.
Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.
by momzadork May 14, 2010
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Shaking hands with the pope

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021
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Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.
Did you have sex with your hand last night
by Hand destroyer 69 November 9, 2020
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