italian job 

1)A jealously inspired get even scheme perpetrated behind the targets back. 2)Malicious acts Italians are known to do.

Some asshole did an italian job on my car last night, busted the glass and slashed the tires...shit..

italian job by Vinny De Toenaili November 27, 2003

rim job 

When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.

Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!





Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

rim job by Mark H September 1, 2005

choke job 

when a woman is giving fellatio, the man makes the woman "choke" on his member.

Damn man, I knew I was big, but I didn't think I'd be able to give Cindy Wallace a choke job!

choke job by jon rucini November 10, 2007

Baby Job 

1. Having sex with a pregnant woman.

2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.

1. I think I'll go get a baby job from my girlfriend.

2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!

Baby Job by element6643 April 18, 2009

Turtle Job 

This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.

Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.

Turtle Job by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010

Chunky Blow Job 

When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick.

Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?

Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.

Chunky Blow Job by Pryan1369 January 20, 2011

Government Job 

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

Government Job by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006