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Urban Dictionary

A place where stupid douchebags post/ vent about people who piss them off. A.k.a people who wont have sex with them, people who point out their obvious douchbagary, and people with a tiny penis. This is often used by 13 year old boys and girls that have just realized that the internet cannot solve all their problems. Therefor they have no life thanks to this website and all others that follow.
Man, did you see that gay post on urban dictionary, that guy must a DOUCHE!
by imareeeelllboy July 11, 2010
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Urban Dic

An Urban Dictionary user; usually a more proud and prominent one, like me, or "A WHITE GUY" (UD user, check him out). Many Urban Dics only post one or a few more definitions, which somehow end up on the front page of UD, while others are more dedicated to their Urban Dictionary careers. A lot of professional, more experienced Urban Dics will have a dozen or more definitions, maybe even thousands! Those Urban Dics are very dedicated and the characters featured in their example of definition page may sometimes be found on other definitions they have written. Not only that, but we also embrace what a royally-screwed up site this is, as well as it's odd culture; we embrace our new words, despite the fact that they are most rather NSFW than not. After all though, this site was designed for it's users to define new slang words, and if those slang words must be "foick," "order 69," "vampiring," or "dongademon" then so be it! Anyway, if a YouTube user can be a "YouTuber", and a Reddit user can be a "Redditor," then from here on out, a UD user will be known as an "Urban Dic!"
Ellen: "Cookie puss?" I wonder who wrote that one.
Cindy: Probably some Urban Dic.
Sarah: That's not just any Urban Dic, that's JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic!!
Cindy: I know, that's what I said.
Sarah: No, not "just another sick fuck on Urban Dic," JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic! The guy who created us.
Ellen: Cindy, don't fall for her bullshit, we so obviously weren't made by an Urban Dic.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021
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urban walrus

n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright
holy crap look at that urban walrus shes taking up five seats.
by jebus hz christos September 24, 2007
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Urban Lottery

The process of a group of friends/colleagues/family members etc. to search for the meanings of their names on UrbanDictionary.com. The "winner" of the Urban Lottery is the one who's 1st definition is the most positive.
My friends and I were on UrbanDictionary.com and I won the Urban Lottery!
by The Stott April 4, 2010
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urban beefed

when the editors of urbandictionary.com refuse to accept your illustrious definition of a word.
Man, the guys at urbandictionary.com urban beefed me a couple days ago for not accepting my definition of sloppy sleepover.
by urban_beefed October 4, 2009
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Urban dictionary

Originally used for defining slang words deriving from the URBAN community, has now transformed in a place to make up words and think that they are funny.
It is also used to look up words that would never be used by someone ACTUALLY native to an urban area, such as LOL.
I used to like urban dictionary until people decided to make shit up
by AveLin January 10, 2012
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