river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008

Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.

I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.

by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah May 7, 2016

grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023

perro socks

perro is the name of my bestest friend in the whooole world🥺🥺so kind and skrunkle

me: hey look its perro socks!
perro: this is just like ride the cyclone..

by S0L4RSYST3M February 28, 2023

Mic Sock

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.

"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"

by teddyyql December 1, 2014

sock an fock

Using a sock an a condom

Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock

by RipTide123 January 26, 2020