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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
Donkey punch by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

Donkey Riding 

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it
Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!
Donkey Riding by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

donkey kong 

Someone who throws barrels at things.
- Can you stop throwing barrels at us?
- Donkey Kong.
donkey kong by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

donedadurtbackthere 

It's back there in the back of the dang van: you know it's donedadurtbackthere!
"Will you grab the box of parts on the van ,you know "donedadurtbackthere"
donedadurtbackthere by Da durty January 24, 2022
A donkey is a thing from shrek that likes waffles
Look is donkey flying in space making waffles eating hamburger chips while walking his fish
Donkey by Tripp1nB4llz January 26, 2022