2 left feet

To be clumsy; a clutz

"Gee, Bobby! You keep on tripping it's like you have 2 left feet!"

by Fvxkboii June 4, 2015

Ass Pounders 2

Its a movie that two donkeys that get hit by a car

timmy is watching ASS Pounders 2

by timmytheclipartkid January 28, 2019

E-Girl+2

Familiar with an egirl? Good. This takes it to a whole new level; An E-Girl+2 is how far more entitled, dresses like she’s going to a brothel with homeless men, and definitely overdoses on opiods. You can find these “people” in the general populous, but do not interact, they may want to fuck you and then blackmail you.

Is that girl sleeping in class? Yep, she sure is. It definitely is an E-Girl+2, stay out of the way!

by hit by a bus XD May 3, 2019

2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"

by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019

Texas 2-step

It's when you and your best bud successfully Eiffel Tower a girl in Texas.

Bro we totally gave that girl a Texas 2-step

by Le-Roy Jenkins April 27, 2017

2 dollar toast

When you're rubbing your genitalia on your man's face and he says, "Mmm, tuna on toast," but you mistakenly hear, " Mmm, 2 dollar toast," and get all crazy and google the definition on Urban Dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.

"Mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast."

by 2 Dollar Toast Definer January 7, 2017

Rule 1 and 2

In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive

Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you

Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?

Chad: Rule 1 and 2...

by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023