Phat Bird 

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

Phat Bird by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

Dirty Bird 

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse

Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.

Dirty Bird by Da Nematode July 23, 2018

Beater bird 

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

Beater bird by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

bower-bird bed-buddy by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Dirty bird 

Slang term used to define the chicken of a popular fried chicken franchise.

Was a hard day of drinking, but capped it off with a box of dirty bird and woke up feeling like a champ.

Dirty bird by Tim Fielder August 25, 2018

Angry bird

Idiot who has no life

Kaiden is a rage angry bird

Angry bird by YaFatMomWhoHasNoLife August 31, 2018

Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.

Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.

Safety bird by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018